Tuesday, 23 October 2007

To Northern Rock customers...

I say... Virgin's coming.

You've been sacrificed by poor thinking and poor management of the current company. You've obviously worried about the credit crisis. But worry no longer, Virgin is on it's way.

Now, the deal's not done, and some bureaucrat could still stick his oar in and muck things up. But my advisors and I have pulled in an all-star consortium of investors to save the institution and re-brand it as Virgin Money. (Well, and sack all the managers that f**ked up.)

More details here.

This is what I get done during my strategic thinking time. And yes... you're welcome.

Warm regards,
Sir Dick

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