Blog lessons from me

Greetings, everyone.

A blog on entrepreneurialship is doing a series of posts with lessons from yours truly, Sir Dick. He's taking some of my quotes and writing a little more around them. The first four are here:

How to Identify an Opportunity: http://www.youngentrepreneur.com/blog/?p=185
Don't Do it for the Money: http://www.youngentrepreneur.com/blog/?p=186
Focus on the Business: http://www.youngentrepreneur.com/blog/?p=187
Build a Solid Team: http://www.youngentrepreneur.com/blog/?p=188 (with bonus photo of me in ice hockey kit)

Let's show this "Young Entrepreneur" a little Virgin love, all!

Warm regards,
Sir Dick

Virgin America... Yes, we're even Geek cool

Unlike the Codfish Colbert, Wired magazine in the States actually took the time to take a flight on Virgin America and tell everyone just how cool the service is.

Check it out here.

The first paragraph says it all:

Virgin America launched its U.S. air service yesterday, and immediately staked a claim as the most geek-friendly airline yet invented. It's also one of the most comfortable and pleasant to fly in -- and it's reasonably priced.

Once again, America... you're welcome.

Warm regards,
Sir Dick

Me and Colbert... the Codfish

So Colbert's television overlords decided to grow some bollocks, and will be airing the little segment I taped with him. Good for them, but dangerous, as the public will get to see his slimy side (finally!).

Look out for it next week in the States. If you're here in the UK... too bad! (It'll be up on some video site soon.)

The Codfish has got to be glad I haven't started Virgin Solicitors yet; that would be the end of him and his television channel!

Details on airing here: http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlny/tv/richard_branson_colbert_report_interview_to_air_65076.asp

My waterfight with Stephen Colbert - the REAL story

I am completely hacked off with Stephen Colbert. He's a whinging chav in a suit. How the hell he gets off treating guests on his show like he does, I'll never understand. I've just been stewing about this on my own, but since the story has apparently hit the blogs, I've got to tell my side.

So I'm on his show, and he's going on and on, trying to get me to sign some piece of s**t. I'm Richard Branson, and run 250 different companies! I don't sign anything unless it's been through the right advisors on my team (believe me, I totally f**k things up if I don't.) Anyway, next thing I know he's wrapping up the interview without even mentioning Virgin America, my gift to the airline industry of America. Well, I show him what I think about that by throwing my cup of water in his face. Take that, arsehole! Well, then he managed to get some water of his own, and threw it at me. Then the time for the interview was really over.

Stephen is a slimy codfish, and completely dis-respectful of his guests. Some of you may think I have been a bit laddish with my water throwing bit, but I don't give a toss. I'm not an uptight corporate CEO who's going to take s**t from a slimy codfish and not fight back.

Of course, if this is the first time you're hearing about this event, you can check out more here.

My advisors tell me that the Codfish actually has the bollocks to air our little waterfight, so you'll be able to see it soon.

America, You're Welcome. Warm Regards, Sir Dick

You've been living in aviation squalor for years now, poor Americans. Though some of you have had the opportunity to fly the bright future that is Virgin Atlantic, I'm proud to have been part of the group to get Virgin America off the ground.

(According to the lawyers, I have to be careful how I phrase my involvement. Some of your regulators got their pants/panties in a bundle because they thought an Englishman, aka foreigner, had too much control over Virgin America. Bollocks! You think I have time to micromanage??? I'm starting three new businesses a week! The only reason I haven't formed a Virgin Law partnership is because the rest of the lawyers would tie me up in knots getting it going... not to say that I'm still not thinking about it.)

Back to the main story, Virgin America. Try it out! We've got all the fancy new equipment all the way up to and including a network for every seat on the plane. Plus, you think we hire flight attendants that aren't hot?? We screen for that from the start. VA has a special door they have to get through for one interview, which eliminates the fatties. There are other tricks we've got to keep the fit (but ugly) ones out. Rest assured, you'll have a fantastic experience on board Virgin America, and for a competitive low price. ($139 one-way from San Francisco to New York!) Say "goodbye" to the mess of jetblue, bi-coasters.

Just thank me... Sir Dick.

Total, laddish idiots

You may have seen some of Virgin Media's adverts lately. In fact, a couple of months ago, you couldn't have missed them if you tried here in the UK. There's a bit of problem here; they're not really Virgin.

NTL:Telewest (an evil, dasterdly telecom company) bought Virgin Mobile a while back so that they could combine their offerings to provide mobile, land-line, telephone, and broadband access. But they also bought rights to the Virgin brand to re-label it all. (Let's face it, Virgin is infinitely more hip than NTL:Telewest.)

Now they f**king it all up, and dragging Virgin's brand with them through the mud.

Some of you may say I was the idiot for selling it to the evil telecom company. Well, remember that while I'm Virgin, there were other investors, too, and we sold for a s**t-ton of money. In fact, buying and selling when I did gave me one of the best returns on my investment in my entire career. So bollocks to you all who think I should have kept it!

I just hope that one of these days they pull their collective heads out of their arses. Preferably, before their license to the Virgin brand is up.

More here: http://news.independent.co.uk/business/analysis_and_features/article2841400.ece

Mile High club at 19

Yes, it happened. Guess what? I'm male, and I love women... always have.

It seems every six months or so, some newspaper has a slow news day and write a story about what I did forty years ago. Good on them, I say... America is a little too "Puritanical" for me. I think that's why Virgin has flourished a little more easily in Europe. (You'd think with all the parents in the US wanting their kids to stay Virgins until they get married that we might get a little more out of the name, but they're probably scared of our rock-and-roll roots.)

Anyway, today's brilliant scoop of my sex life is provided by The Post Chronicle:

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/entertainment/tittletattle/article_21295498.shtml

Cheers, all.